Wednesday, January 16, 2008


Cashier: There are fifty in the box. Either you buy all of them or none of them.
Polly: Polly wants a cracker
Cashier: I'm calling the manager

* yes Oliver, I am well aware you will not find this one funny. But at least there was a glimmer of hope for a little while.


*Watah a' run go a punkin belly* said...

I think this one is really funny! But, the one before is great!

Barbarossa said...

Granted. I like this one because I want to know how the parrot walked the perch there.

Anonymous said...

In regards to your quandary, Ian, I think it all comes down to the air speed velocity of the unladen swallow.

...i.e., maybe he just flies around with it. No easy task, mind you, but he is a parrot that wants his cracker, Damnit!

(P.S.- you have no idea how long it took me to figure out how to spell "unladen". My braid just completely failed me around that middle bit. I feel so ashamed.)