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On the board: names for our new product
Honey 8
Bee-slobber 1

Man: Clearly, no one values honesty here!

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TV: penguins mate only once and then stay together for lifetime...

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* I REALLY like this one

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First sign: Careful! I bite! (German equivalent of "beware of dog")
Second sign: and apparently I can write.
Third sign: Hey, I can write!
Fourth sign: Then I can read too.

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Mailman: It would have hurt less if he had just bitten me.
Dog: Your mother never really loved you!

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A
AAAAA
AAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAA
AAAAAHH!
My head!
what kind of
doctor
are you?

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We meet again Sandman!


We both knew this night would come drool-on-pillow-man!

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Cashier: There are fifty in the box. Either you buy all of them or none of them.
Polly: Polly wants a cracker
Cashier: I'm calling the manager

* yes Oliver, I am well aware you will not find this one funny. But at least there was a glimmer of hope for a little while.

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Cow #1: Here it says Piranhas can eat a whole cow in five minutes.
Cow #2: Hmmm...'a cow' a you say?

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Santa: This is your design for my new house? Just what sort of an architect are you?
Architect: I DREW IT WITHOUT LIFTING MY PEN!

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Doctor: But enough about me, what've you got?

Translator's note: I HAVE THE PLAGUE

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[Translator's note, the word used here in German is 'Beutal,' which means both 'bag' and pouch, plesase understand that or this probably won't be very funny]

Cashier: I'm afraid we don't have any bags left, would you like to try one of our animals with pouches?
Blue Monster: Take Me! Take Me! I've got five pouches!

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Suicidal man: I just feel like the grass is always greener on the other side.

Cow: Exactly! And tastes Better!

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Lemming Electrician

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Dinosaur: He says he's from the future and want to show us something. He said we should follow him, all of us.

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Man: Could it be that you just sold me something from your bottom?

Dog: Which one of us do you mean?

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Dog: Are you still eating that?

Beaver: Why are you asking? You don't want to ...you wouldn't...oh God.

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Wait a minute, does this mean we all suddenly turned gay?