Wednesday, December 27, 2006

Krampus One Step Further

The improv side of me also likes to imagine a world where Krampuses were a real Austrian minority. Oh sure they have huge horns and terrifying faces but they work office jobs like anyone else. Maybe there would even be affirmative action programs to get more Krampuses into fields where they are under represented like modeling, trauma counseling, and gynecology. Sure they may look terrifying, but they can do so much more! They shouldn't just hold positions where their terrifying appearance is an asset like in rerurns, the DMV, and debt collection, they should be free to do what they want to do!

Krampus Emancipation Now!

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