So I am at Villanova visiting my brother. It is rainy and my feet are wet. None the less the freshmen are out and puking drunkinly about. It reminds me of my college days...when puking freshmen also made me feel old and unable to relate. Amsuingly, my brother lives in an all guy dorm and they have separate stalls for #1 and #2, one with a picture or a baby peeing on Bush and another with a soft serve-esque load of poo. What will students do in Vienna? How will I be able to feel old and out of place there? Are the best of binge drinking days still to come? Stay tuned to find out.